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The Twelve days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the second day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the third day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the fourth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the fifth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the sixth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the seventh day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the eighth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Eight Chads a' Falling
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the ninth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Nine Voters Bitching
Eight Chads a' Falling
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the tenth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Ten Votes a' Missing
Nine Voters Bitching
Eight Chads a' Falling
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Eleven Ballots Stuffing
Ten Votes a' Missing
Nine Voters Bitching
Eight Chads a' Falling
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Twelve Voters Retching
Eleven Ballots Stuffing
Ten Votes a' Missing
Nine Voters Bitching
Eight Chads a' Falling
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee

On the twenty-fifth day of Christmas
the Demos' sent to Me:
Twenty-five Electors Voting
Twelve Voters Retching
Eleven Ballots Stuffing
Ten Votes a' Missing
Nine Voters Bitching
Eight Chads a' Falling
Seven Courts a' Ruling
Six Lawyers Leaping
Five Spinners' Spinning
Four Counties Counting
Three Dems a' Whining
Two Candidates a' Losing,
the Appointed of their Part--ee


I am asking for a recount:

That is because time ran out on the "Manual-Re-Count"...

And the Law said there is only 12 Days of Christmas..

What about those 13-24th

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